if all of the raindrops were lemon-drops and gum-drops,
oh, what a rain it would be.
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23.1.07 @ 7:20:00 PM
I am the queen of procrastination.
J&Q weightloss pills: a roommate joint venture - tapeworms with molecular tags. so yupp, basically, what it does is, you take a pill of tapeworms so that they're like a sponge in your tummy eating up all that you take in, allowing you to eat whatever you like =) it's a symbiotic relationship really.
and when you're done with them, you take a second pill that recognizes the specific tags on the tapeworms and attaches them all and flushes them out of your system =)
hahah. these are the kinds of ideas you get when it's awfully cold outside and you're hungry and on your way to dinner, when your brain freezes and seizes to function.
alternatively, you can just wear fewer layers of clothes so that you lose weight. THEN you fall sick and lose even mORE weight. =)